Monday Morning Moby Dick Moment

OK, so it isn't like I am obsessed by Moby Dick or anything. That way madness lies, as those of us who have actually read it (yup, still smug) well know.

However, imagine my chagrin when I find out that rather than painfully laboring through the full 212,758 words, I could have done it in 12. Yes, 12. Like this;  Sailor. Boat. Captain. Leg. Mad. Sail. Find. Whale. Chase. Smash. Sink. Float.

So, thanks to Cozy Classics for being 15 years too late. And to the rest of you, for whom I have just saved you an enormous effort; You are most welcome.